fucking-relax:

fucking-relax:

unclench your jaw

#H O WALT

….i’ve never explained how, huh.

how to unclench jaw

  • move/wiggle your lower jaw so your teeth no longer touch each other
  • gently massage the affected muscles (such as at the jaws’ hinges and immediately under your lower jaw)
  • apply a warm compress (like hot water in a wash cloth) to your jaw
  • practice having a gap between your teeth (place the tip of your tongue in between your front teeth and hold it there for at least five minutes)
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nyancrimew:

jame7t:

jame7t:

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

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you people cannot be trusted in the war room

and brother, i’m switching sides faster than a metronome

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pvpenabled:

pitbolshevik:

chihuahua apologism forever and ever until the end of time amen

i’ll always repeat that a chihuahuas temperament is a reflection of whether is being treated appropriately or not. They are fragile animals and are VERY aware of this. Aggression is the expected response when they’re being routinely mishandled (rough play from young children or larger animals, being stepped on, outright abuse). Anyways. Angelic chihuahua dump to soothe your soul

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caitas-cooing:

as-catolica:

mariaalenkoshepard:

sadhoc:

there is a very real tendency of teenagers with anxiety disorders self diagnosing with considerably more stigmatized and impairing mental illnesses (e.g. schizophrenia, DID, personality disorders), but the best response to that isn’t to get angry with them for “appropriating” lol. instead you show them coping resources for the problems they’re actually having and deemphasize diagnostic categories in general. if an 18 year old is claiming to have alzheimer’s, they’re probably making an innocent mistake and are in genuine distress. be kind.

Also I think this trend comes, at least in part, from how brushed aside anxiety disorders can be. If your parents and teachers dismiss you with ‘oh everyone feels anxious’, then inevitably you’re going to start thinking that there must be something else going on with you

”You must feel very scared right now; let’s talk about how to help you personally, tailored to your symptoms” will always be more helpful than “stop faking (X) for attention”. If theyre that desperate for attention or an explanation, something is wrong.

And like, at least some of them are probably right. Yeah these disorders are less common than things like anxiety disorders, but they are more common than you think they are. Like, they probably shouldn’t self diagnose without doing a reasonable amount of research and talking to a professional if possible, but not every single one of them is wrong, and being wrong about something is not the same thing as lying about having something you don’t. Be nice to teenagers they’re still learning

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frootrollup1:

just because someone is your favorite character doesnt mean theyd have the same moral alignment as you. wheatley from portal wouldnt say “my pronouns are he/him, thank you for asking!” hed say “what uhh. what does that mean. um. you mean the nouns im most "pro” at is that what youre saying? i like to think im pretty pro,, at all nouns really. umm lets see… apple, kazoo, bubble, happy, door, umm… cake. not too fond of cake really i think its alright but. not my Favorite. if it were up to me though id eat a whole cake in one sitting. if i were a human. not a human, clearly. also not sure if id, know what cake even tastes like. if i tried it. no tastebuds. no Mouth… no. hole. anywhere on my body. haha um,, well anyways id. id say im pretty Pro Nouns. dont see why anyone wouldnt be… what? you mean what i Go By? what do you. ohhhh. ummm. the male ones. the male pronouns. if i can remember what they are… definitely the ones for guys. manly men. like me. pretty sure im a man,,,“ and you need to accept this

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handsmotif:

noooo don’t turn me into a one dimensional facet of my personality and grossly misinterpret me to indulge in your ships nooooooo

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beesmygod:

spacehunter-m:

Big Bill Hell’s without music!!!

this feels like bill has me tied to a chair in a warehouse